June 2012
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May 2012
huntersandangels: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
May 31st
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groovymuttations: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
May 31st
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mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
me: the father of my children
mom: what
me:
me: what
May 31st
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I CAN’T BREATHE
May 31st
Anonymous asked: didn't hear from ubc?
May 31st
Anonymous asked: anything from universities yet?
May 30th
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If I ever could for a “once in a life time” thing, I don’t think I’d ever feel bad punching you in the face, you dumb broad. 
May 30th
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in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
May 30th
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May 29th
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honorized: uninevitable: iphone420: ugh im trying to sleep but 100 boys keep calling and texting me same hate when that happens.
May 29th
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gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
May 29th
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May 29th
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I enjoy laughing at every hypocritical thing you say and do. Oh man, it’s just so amusing being a bystander through all of it. Bravo.
May 29th
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teacher: where is your homework
me: queued
May 28th
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May 27th
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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
May 24th
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iwritesinsnotfanfiction: what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha
May 24th
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